Two custom eyes
A private lake for looking
A pawn for sale
At the pawn shop
And a nice, fat checking
Account for marriages

Two nice, fat marriages
A bicycle for the yard plants
Your gigantic mother-in-law’s tongue
For our fucking bed
Room and room –
All the room in the land

After that, some time
(But not that much, Jesus
Hurry up, please)
A couple of daughters
Who are just frighteningly smart

And a literal sun
(For a Dyson sphere)
Just one of those, though
Like a small one
For fun
A boxcar of American Spirit

And get yourself a Pepsi
Or something